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Chazz is a tough negotiator-"Yeah,pizza guy, Chazz here. Don't jerk me around with this 'thirty minutes or less' thing. I've got one pro about to pass out from hunger and one set to jump out my window. Let's get a move on." Viewed: 2306 times.
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He plans ahead. Chazz figures if he just knocks Blondie's arm loose, he's looking at a better number on the couch. And a nice fix on the tardy pizza. Viewed: 2692 times.
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Chazz planning ahead by himself Viewed: 2150 times.
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He gets irritable, just like the rest of us. When Chazz Bling hears the doorbell, he considers stabbing the pizza guy with a burning incense stick. Not only is he no longer hungry, he's changed his clothes six times now. Viewed: 2458 times.
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He's still working on being patient. Chazz never likes waiting for his girls to get ready. Especially when he's late for P. Diddy's "White Party." Of course, this sneer will look like a smile when he sees that she's all in black. Viewed: 3148 times.
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Chazz loves "that Vinny Van Gogh guy." Chazz doesn't know much about art. In fact, he has misspelled the word on occasion. What he does know is that no matter what tie he's wearing, he won't be clashing with this wall. *Viewed: 2582 times.
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Chazz loves Chazz. Mr. Bling was questioning his new hair strategy when he became frozen with delight. He realized that he, not Jude Law, should be the next James Bond. *Viewed: 2729 times.
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He's comfortable with his metro-sexuality. He likes a cocktail in his hair and sleeps on satin. After all, why chafe on mere cotton? Viewed: 2883 times.
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He's trying to be less sensitive. Nevertheless, Chazz's feelings are hurt when anyone makes fun of his phone or his milk *Viewed: 2706 times.
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